• House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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"If the shows were really about education and conservation, people would be coming up to the trainers after the show asking, “What can I do for wild killer whales?” But they’re not asking that. They’re asking, “How do I get your job?”"

Naomi Rose (via whimsical-tail-flukes)

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jel-lee:

asexuality: the world’s most simple-to-grasp concept that apparently nobody can understand

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